Tuesday, April 21, 2009
What I know for Sure:
NOTHING and I mean NOTHING can prepare you for the complete change of life that mommyhood brings. It's like being dropped off, and I mean without time to plan the trip or pack your bags....just dropped off in a foreign country. No language skills, place to sleep, etc.
I am too sleep deprived to do math, give directions, think of a word, place or time of something we have done in the past, or operate big machinery...possibly ever again
The diaper bag must be repacked every day
Every piece of clothing has drool on it
I am more fun, exciting and beautiful to a four month old boy than I had ever imagined I could be......
I am still not sure it's an even trade for the pregnancy, labor, delivery, no sleep, no life, no money, did I mention NO SLEEP, change of life he has brought on...but it's been very interesting.
I have super-sonic mommy hearing....I can hear him breathe from across the room
I desperately need a pedicure (among other things)
Swaying, rocking, bouncing for HOURS every day doesn't burn enough calories to loose the rest of the baby weight
I'm FUNNY.....wanna see: